Wrestler (OT)

Just in case anybody's still watching this group:

Wrestler

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the
Olympic Gold medal.

Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and
said "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has, whatever
you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished!"

The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other
several times, looking for an opening.

All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and
wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.

A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.

He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the
trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the American collapsed
on top of him making the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded.

When he finally got his wrestler alone, He asked "How did you ever get
out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
testicles right in front of my face.

I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out
my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."

So, the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"

"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts."
--
John Corliss BS206

"John Corliss" <jcorliss@fake.invalid> wrote in message
news:13bf82pkv6ijq36@corp.supernews.com...
> Just in case anybody's still watching this group:
>
> Wrestler
>
> A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the
> Olympic Gold medal.
>
> Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and
> said "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
> He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has, whatever
> you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
finished!"
>
> The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.
>
> As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other
> several times, looking for an opening.
>
> All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and
> wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
>
> A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his
> face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
>
> He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
>
> Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the
> trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
> in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the American collapsed
> on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
>
> The trainer was astounded.
>
> When he finally got his wrestler alone, He asked "How did you ever get
> out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
>
> The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
> that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
> testicles right in front of my face.
>
> I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out
> my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."
>
> So, the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
>
> "Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
> nuts."
> --
> John Corliss BS206

Wondering what this has to do with Victory motorcycles???
Haven't met a Victory rider yet who has admitted to biting his own balls.
Must be an old HD joke....(-;

grdøg wrote:
> "John Corliss" <jcorliss@fake.invalid> wrote in message
> news:13bf82pkv6ijq36@corp.supernews.com...
>> Just in case anybody's still watching this group:
>>
>> Wrestler
>>
>> A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the
>> Olympic Gold medal.
>>
>> Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and
>> said "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
>> He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has, whatever
>> you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
> finished!"
>> The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.
>>
>> As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other
>> several times, looking for an opening.
>>
>> All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and
>> wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
>>
>> A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his
>> face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
>>
>> He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
>>
>> Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the
>> trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
>> in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the American collapsed
>> on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
>>
>> The trainer was astounded.
>>
>> When he finally got his wrestler alone, He asked "How did you ever get
>> out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
>>
>> The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
>> that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
>> testicles right in front of my face.
>>
>> I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out
>> my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."
>>
>> So, the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
>>
>> "Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
>> nuts."
>> --
>> John Corliss BS206
>
> Wondering what this has to do with Victory motorcycles???
> Haven't met a Victory rider yet who has admitted to biting his own balls.
> Must be an old HD joke....(-;

Thus the "OT" in the subject line of my OP. OT means "off topic." 80)>

--
John Corliss BS206

"John Corliss" <jcorliss@fake.invalid> wrote in message
news:13bpptgemnoff63@corp.supernews.com...
> grdøg wrote:
> > "John Corliss" <jcorliss@fake.invalid> wrote in message
> > news:13bf82pkv6ijq36@corp.supernews.com...
> >> Just in case anybody's still watching this group:
> >>
> >> Wrestler
> >>
> >> A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the
> >> Olympic Gold medal.
> >>
> >> Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and
> >> said "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
> >> He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has, whatever
> >> you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
> > finished!"
> >> The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.
> >>
> >> As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other
> >> several times, looking for an opening.
> >>
> >> All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and
> >> wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
> >>
> >> A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried
his
> >> face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
> >>
> >> He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
> >>
> >> Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the
> >> trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
> >> in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the American collapsed
> >> on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
> >>
> >> The trainer was astounded.
> >>
> >> When he finally got his wrestler alone, He asked "How did you ever get
> >> out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
> >>
> >> The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
> >> that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
> >> testicles right in front of my face.
> >>
> >> I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out
> >> my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."
> >>
> >> So, the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
> >>
> >> "Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
> >> nuts."
> >> --
> >> John Corliss BS206
> >
> > Wondering what this has to do with Victory motorcycles???
> > Haven't met a Victory rider yet who has admitted to biting his own
balls.
> > Must be an old HD joke....(-;
>
> Thus the "OT" in the subject line of my OP. OT means "off topic." 80)>
>
> --
> John Corliss BS206

I knew that but just couldn't think of something intelligent to say......;-)

grdøg wrote:
>
> I knew that but just couldn't think of something intelligent to say......;-)

Hey, I'll bet we can stir some activity up in this group by
cross-posting a message or two into one of the other motorcycle groups.
Probably RMH would be best because they tend to keep the idiot factor
under better control.

--
John Corliss BS206

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